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English: I rubbed the last acorn
Greek: Έτριψα το τελευταίο βελανίδιΈτριψα το τελευταίο βελανίδι

English: Who stole my mushroom soup?
Portuguese: Quem roubou minha sopa de cogumelo?

English: Why did I sit on the Spaniard with a poodle?
Chinese: 為什麼我坐了在西班牙人與長卷毛狗?

English: We all treat staplers as if they were our children.
Italian: Tutti trattiamo le aggraffatrici come se siano stati i nostri bambini.
Back to English: All we deal the seam-folding machines like if they have been our children.

English: Flounder deserve clean mountain accordion players
Spanish: La platija merece a jugadores limpios del acordión de la montaña

English: Rabbits are people too
Russian: Кролики будут людьми слишком

English: Toilet paper is better than peppers or cheese
Dutch: Het document van het toilet is beter dan peper of kaas